what?

This is the “First Date” section of a fella who just messaged me on POF. What in the hell…

First Date
im just like to feel the life into my veins when ………just fly like……..a pro…..heheheh…so enjoy life extremmely…intense and passion

(Source: xxtforkxx)


I really need to stop giving people a chance. By that I mean I should listen to my gut when I think a guy from an online dating site is truly a wackadoo instead of thinking he may only be slightly weird and thus writing him back.  Here is an excerpt from a 3rd message I got from a guy. What the fuckery.

“Oh, and just to plant the seed, I wasn’t kidding when I said I could write a trashy novel, I have a way with words and a deft touch when creating erotic literature, and only my manners and the fact that I am nothing if not a gentleman is preventing me from indulging my inner Penthouse Forum ghost writer, but any time you’re so inclined, you give me the green light and I’ll find a way to push your buttons.”


natashavc:



Boo fuckin YEA!!! ((and that gif is cracking me up))

natashavc:


Boo fuckin YEA!!! ((and that gif is cracking me up))


imwithkanye:

Mindy Kaling filming the pilot episode of her new show on FOX. The show, also featuring Ed Helms, is about “a young OB/GYN doctor who balances her personal and professional life” in a small office. [via]

Cannot wait for this!

imwithkanye:

Mindy Kaling filming the pilot episode of her new show on FOX. The show, also featuring Ed Helms, is about “a young OB/GYN doctor who balances her personal and professional life” in a small office. [via]

Cannot wait for this!


buzzfeed:

Texts From Hillary

buzzfeed:

Texts From Hillary


pof: the street edition.

I randomly got 6 messages on POF today. Here are some for your viewing pleasure. I’ll let you come up with your own ideas of what these people look like. I will give you two hints:in 1 picture someone has a legit Sideshow Bob haircut and in another picture, someone is smoking a blunt.


Enjoy.

“Hey hw u doin? So I like wut ur about n ur profile n thought I drop a few lines cause im interested n gettn to kno u… Gimme a holla”

“Hello how are u im Jason hope we can chat”


“damn you got A NICE BODY BABY.. but iam sure yu work out”



imremembering:

Quints
[flickr]

I’m starting to wonder if there was ANYTHING that I did NOT have as a child.  Yup, had this too.

imremembering:

Quints

[flickr]

I’m starting to wonder if there was ANYTHING that I did NOT have as a child.  Yup, had this too.


“I just moved from Florida to Boston to get rid of my car! Gas is way too expensive”

Seriously. If you don’t have a car, I’m not going to date you. It’s a materialistic thing. I don’t car if you drive a shitbox.

I live my life way out of city lines. I never go in the city unless I have to. yes, I live in an area that you don’t need a car if you don’t have one. But I have one. and I use it. I use it to hang out far away from the city! all the time!


I wish I could follow Drita around all day. I LOVE her. Have I mentioned that before?

I wish I could follow Drita around all day. I LOVE her. Have I mentioned that before?

(Source: coke--whore)


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