“I like you but two stubborn people is a recipe for disaster”
why, out of the blue, send me a message then? Be gone!
I am fascinated/horrified by how many guys who message me on OkStupid have answered “once” to the questions “How many times a day do you brush your teeth?”.
Another winner!
“My name is John i was passing by on here before i came across your profile pics when i saw your profile pics it blew me a lot and cut my attention so fast that was why i decided to add you and send you message..hope you are not mad at me cos of this.Wish Merry Christmas and Happy new year…if you dont mind you can add me on***o***nger or eamil me as******hoo.com or u can txt me again on my number &&&&&& so like to read from u very soon so take care k..”
This…from a hip cat wearing a Columbia fleece jacket, a hood, and an UnderArmor baseball cap…indoors.
“im shuffling through that website, the only amazing profile attracts my attention is yours. Honestly u re so pretty with a strong personality that makes me wondering, how come a such beautiful creature is single??”
Thanks for the laugh, bro
I may as well add this message in. He is missing a tooth and is getting his head shaved in the picture.
Caption under the picture:
“losing an sometimes be painful, but I look better with no hair anywaya bet c”
What??
And here is my favorite part of his profile:
“One of my “RULES” in life…. if you tell me the truth, I can deal with anything… if you lie your done” so please have an idea what you’re looking for. I don’t want to be the guy you “THINK” is gonna get you over your ex. If you still talk about him daily… then you are not ready for some one new… yes I understand we have PAST lives when we were with other people…. but if you talk about it every day… its not the past. I have 3 children.. and one on the way.. all girls.. and don’t even talk to these women daily.. let alone about what life was with them.”
and finally, his message:
“Yum”
yup—that’s it!
