what?

This is the “First Date” section of a fella who just messaged me on POF. What in the hell…

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I really need to stop giving people a chance. By that I mean I should listen to my gut when I think a guy from an online dating site is truly a wackadoo instead of thinking he may only be slightly weird and thus writing him back.  Here is an excerpt from a 3rd message I got from a guy. What the fuckery.

“Oh, and just to plant the seed, I wasn’t kidding when I said I could write a trashy novel, I have a way with words and a deft touch when creating erotic literature, and only my manners and the fact that I am nothing if not a gentleman is preventing me from indulging my inner Penthouse Forum ghost writer, but any time you’re so inclined, you give me the green light and I’ll find a way to push your buttons.”

natashavc:

Boo fuckin YEA!!! ((and that gif is cracking me up))

imwithkanye:

Mindy Kaling filming the pilot episode of her new show on FOX. The show, also featuring Ed Helms, is about “a young OB/GYN doctor who balances her personal and professional life” in a small office. [via]

Cannot wait for this!

buzzfeed:

Texts From Hillary

pof: the street edition.

I randomly got 6 messages on POF today. Here are some for your viewing pleasure. I’ll let you come up with your own ideas of what these people look like. I will give you two hints:in 1 picture someone has a legit Sideshow Bob haircut and in another picture, someone is smoking a blunt.

Enjoy.

“Hey hw u doin? So I like wut ur about n ur profile n thought I drop a few lines cause im interested n gettn to kno u… Gimme a holla”

“Hello how are u im Jason hope we can chat”

“damn you got A NICE BODY BABY.. but iam sure yu work out”

imremembering:

Quints

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I’m starting to wonder if there was ANYTHING that I did NOT have as a child.  Yup, had this too.

“I just moved from Florida to Boston to get rid of my car! Gas is way too expensive”

Seriously. If you don’t have a car, I’m not going to date you. It’s a materialistic thing. I don’t car if you drive a shitbox.

I live my life way out of city lines. I never go in the city unless I have to. yes, I live in an area that you don’t need a car if you don’t have one. But I have one. and I use it. I use it to hang out far away from the city! all the time!

I wish I could follow Drita around all day. I LOVE her. Have I mentioned that before?

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